Staals: Now that's a party, eh?

The NHL's Staal brothers, Eric (Hurricanes) and Jordan (Penguins), were arrested last night after what must have been a blow-out bash for Cook County, Minnesota. Apparently, Eric's bachelor party got a little too rambunctious resulting most a number of revelers spending the night in the pokey.

Up rolled the riot van
And sparked excitement in the boys
But the policemen look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

"Riot Van"

Oh, if they had only heeded the Arctic Monkeys' advice. Instead they got their team photos taken early:

Up rolled the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
Ask why they don’t catch proper crooks
Get their address and their name’s took
But they couldn’t care less

Sounds like a rager. Sorry I missed it.