Paul Bunyon's back
I mean, the Isles resigned Chris Simon, the blue ox who felled the Rangers' Ryan Hollweg with one fine chop. I suppose his $325K games played bonus is insurance against Simon getting the boot again for doing something equally stupid.
I liked Simon as a Ranger, a hard-working, team-first player during a time when those were rare at MSG...at least in a home jersey. It's too bad history will only remember him losing his cool (repeatedly).
You hear that, Pronger? Stanley Cup, Norris Trophy, or smashing a guy's head in because you're "tall". Which will be your legacy?